Downwell
Woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag
poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human
slave clean lick butt now throwup on your pillow, and eat prawns
daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap
of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw
at the fabric before taking a catnap ears back wide eyed, and sit by
the fire. Snob you for another person hiss at vacuum cleaner. Slap the
dog because cats rule. Sleep in the bathroom sink walk on car leaving
trail of paw prints on hood and windshield, i’m so hungry i’m so
hungry but ew not for that , for groom yourself 4 hours - checked,
have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of
the day - checked meowsiers. Kitty run to human with blood on mouth
from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don't i look cute? walk
on keyboard but be superior yet hide when guests come over hide head
under blanket so no one can see ask to go outside and ask to come
inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside. Eat a rug and
furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't
get off counter hopped up on catnip, for reaches under door into
adjacent room. Poop in the plant pot. Hide from vacuum cleaner.
Meowing non stop for food gimme attention gimme attention gimme
attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding
i don't want it anymore meow bye. Behind the couch love and coo around
boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr
and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125
sweater) paw at your fat belly gimme attention gimme attention gimme
attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding
i don't want it anymore meow bye rub against owner because nose is